My wife is convinced that Bruno Mars is a dwarf. This after seeing him perform onAmerican Idol, and then immediately doing a Google search for “Bruno Mars, dwarf.” Turns outshe’s not the first to think this.

While Mars has dwarf-potential, that doesn’t really matter, because the singer-songwriter is an unstoppable hit machine. And those hits, including “Grenade” (where Mars sings that he’d so some crazy, dumb s**t for someone he presumably cares for), will be coming toRock Bandnext week.

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The Bruno Mars three-pack will be joined by three Rise Against tracks, as well as “Pro” upgrades for songs by Motley Crüe and Pearl Jam.

Pro Upgrades for “Legacy Songs”

Both Bruno Mars and Rise Against track packs will run you $5.49/440 MS Points/550 Wii Points, with single songs $1.99/160 MS Points/200 Wii Points. Rise Against’s “The Good Left Undone” and “Audience of One” can be upgraded to “Pro” for an additional 99 cents.

The “Legacy” songs can be given the pro treatment (provided you own the originals) for 99 cents, as well.

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