Earlier this morning I showed off theludicrous Chaos Eater swordthat THQ sent me in the mail. Those of you who could concentrate on anything other than how fat I am were immediately impressed by what is clearly theultimateswag. You want one. Obviously you do. You can win one, too!
Yes, we have a secondDarksiderssword to give away, courtesy of THQ. All you have to do in order to win it is to prove that you are manly enough to handle its power. A sword like this is too awesome to be wielded by any normal human. You need to demonstrate your martial prowess, physical strength and integrity in order to be chosen.

The manner of proof will be entirely up to you. You can use a photo, a video, anything you like. However, a sword this badass WILL require you to put some effort in. I will only award this blade to a champion of virtue true. So, think you have the power? Prove it! You have untilThursday, January 14to do so!
For obvious reasons (being that it’s a giant and heavy sword), this contest isUS only. I know, that sucks.








