Earlier this morning I showed off theludicrous Chaos Eater swordthat THQ sent me in the mail. Those of you who could concentrate on anything other than how fat I am were immediately impressed by what is clearly theultimateswag. You want one. Obviously you do. You can win one, too!

Yes, we have a secondDarksiderssword to give away, courtesy of THQ. All you have to do in order to win it is to prove that you are manly enough to handle its power. A sword like this is too awesome to be wielded by any normal human. You need to demonstrate your martial prowess, physical strength and integrity in order to be chosen.

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The manner of proof will be entirely up to you. You can use a photo, a video, anything you like. However, a sword this badass WILL require you to put some effort in. I will only award this blade to a champion of virtue true. So, think you have the power? Prove it! You have untilThursday, January 14to do so!

For obvious reasons (being that it’s a giant and heavy sword), this contest isUS only. I know, that sucks.

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