Prepare for confusion

One of life’s most enjoyable small pleasures is taking a whiz in the great outdoors. It’s so very satisfying to liberate yourself from the shackles of aiming. Just let loose and watch out for any splashback. What a thrill.

InDeath Stranding, you can piss on the ground. That is the extent to which I’m willing to try parsing what’s happening in thisDeath Strandingtrailer. I’m done trying to decipher this game through pre-release video, and then trying to write some words that convey something —anything— useful to you. I might as well try writing in French.

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Watch the trailer and make of it what you will. I’m just utterly convinced I’m incapable of having anything worthwhile to say anymore. But the pissing part, that’s good.

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