Gelly Break turns two Q-berts into a rolling deathmobile

Taking the Switch as literally as possible Nintendo has had its ups and downs with indie developers, but the Switch seems to be doing things right. The versatile console has become a lot of people’s indie machine of choice, and most games released on the systemseem to be performing well. While it’s still early in the system’s life, one thing we haven’t seen a lot of yet is indie games programmed specifically for the Switch....

July 6, 2025 · 4 min · 775 words · Gene Hartman

Get ready for Also Cocks, the premier porn experience for Destructoid Cockeyes

Hit that fap button We all know that the future of porn lies in virtual reality. Sure, video games are great and all, but who needs games when you’ve got some grade-A spank material? For this reason, we here at Destructoid are proud to announceAlso Cocks, a strictly pornographic VR experience. Take a tour of the Destructoid headquarters after dark, with members of our staff letting it all hang out, fully uncensored for your fapping pleasure!...

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Terri Doyle

Here’s the first look at Gwent’s single-player story mode

Thronebreaker Gwentis finally ready to make an impact on the lore of theWitcheruniverse. Originally just a card game withinThe Witcher 3, it eventually spun off to become its own competitive standalone game. Now, developer CD Projekt Red has revealed its single-player mode. Announced at gamescom,Gwent‘s story mode is called “Thronebreaker.” According to theGwentsite, Thronebreaker features a new protagonist named Meve. Here’s the description of her tale: “[Meve is]a war-veteran queen of two Northern Realms....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · David Hanna

How to craft Hard Leather in RuneScape: Dragonwilds

Hard Leather is one of the trickiest ingredients to obtain inRuneScape: Dragonwilds. Unlocking it requires peeling back layers of builds, and even then, you might not have the necessary Tannery slots. Here’s how to make Hard Leather and navigate the challenges that come with crafting this rare material. Table of contents How to make Hard Leather in RuneScape: Dragonwilds You can make Hard Leatherusing the Tanner’s Kit. It might seem a bit confusing since the recipe says to use a Tannery....

July 6, 2025 · 3 min · 464 words · Carlos Richard

How to find and loot the Holiday Hauler in GTA Online

At the end of every year,GTA Onlinerolls in some holiday shenanigans. We have some returning features to look forward to for 2024, including the valuable Happy Holidays Hauler. Here’s how to find and loot the Holiday Hauler inGTA Online. Where to find Happy Holidays Hauler in GTA Online (2024) The Happy Holidays Hauler spawns in the heart of Los Santos at Legion Square. It spawns more when youjoin a Public Session, as solo ones take up to an hour for it to make an appearance....

July 6, 2025 · 2 min · 387 words · John Vargas

How to find the secret room and achievement in the Old Mill – RoboCop: Rogue City

It wouldn’t beRoboCopwithout some abandoned industrial areas, so the Old Mill level fits the theme nicely. But if you want to find the “Good eyes, Murphy!” achievement inRoboCop: Rogue City, you’ll need to get your hands dirty. Getting in to the secret room in the Old Mill is a bit of a head-scratcher. Even if you know where it is (and you can see it from a few places), getting into it requires a bit of thought....

July 6, 2025 · 2 min · 347 words · Kathryn Martin

How to get new outfits for Momo in Infinity Nikki

Momo is Nikki’s right-hand cat inInfinity Nikki, and he is utterly adorable in every way. Helpful, perfectly sassy in the right moments, and capable of carrying Nikki around the world when she’s too small to function alone. At the end of the day,Infinity Nikkiis a dress-up game, even with all of the added adventure and collection elements, so it’s only fair that Momo should be allowed some alternative outfit choices. His yellow cape is cute, but it’s always nice to mix things up a bit....

July 6, 2025 · 3 min · 560 words · Yolanda Carter

Japan gets 3D Final Fantasy XIII trailer before Avatar

What does Square Enix’sFinal Fantasyand James Cameron’sAvatarhave in common? Hype. Both are massive hype machines. Whatever. I’m going to seeAvatarthis weekend, and I’m going to playFinal Fantasy XIIIwhen it comes out. That sh*t works on me, I guess. Japan is seeing the pair matched up at theaters. Square Enix reworked some footage fromFinal Fantasy XIIIin 3D to be shown in the previews before Avatar in Japan, at Toho Cinemas. There will be two minutes of eye-busting CG, which, from what I’ve seen so far, actually gives Cameron’s film a run for its money....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Roger Hernandez

Kmart listing points to $39.99 pricepoint for Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

Sounds reasonable Captain Toad: Treasure Trackeris a fleshed out full release of the minigame fromSuper Mario 3D World, and it’s looking like it’s going to be one enjoyable ride based on what I’ve played so far. But Nintendo has been hush-hush so far on the exact pricepoint, and I know $60 would be too much to swallow even for the most dedicated of fans. Thankfully,Kmart’s online listing for the gamemay give us a hint at its final retail price — $39....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 135 words · Kevin Lopez

Knights of the Old Republic is half off on iOS

Oops, I mean ‘KOTOR’ Knights of the Old Republic(KOTOR) is one of the most memorable games I’ve ever played. I can still recall the day that I picked up nonchalantly because I was a fan of Bioware’s old works and Star Wars collectively, but nothing could have prepared me for how good it really was. Many years later, the game wasported to the iOS platform, and now you can pick it up for half off the current price, at $4....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Mariah Fuller

Konami to publish Ninety-Nine Nights 2 in Japan

I remember people freaking the eff out overNinety-Nine Nights when it first came out, in both America and Japan. It was a fun game, but I never saw why people were making such a big deal out of the game. Now, from the looks of it, even Microsoft isn’t making that big of a deal of its sequel,Ninety-Nine Nights 2. It seems that they’re having Konami publish it. Early this morning, I was sent a link to aJapanese teaser webpage forN3 II, and I noticed that the Konami logo was prominently displayed....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 169 words · James Delacruz

Microsoft studio The Initiative continues to bolster ranks, adds former God of War developers

All Star Team While new Xbox studio The Initiative is yet to develop its first video game, it has succeeded in putting together a team of heavyweight players from the AAA development scene. Themost recent acquisitionsto the new studio,which was first announced to the world back at E3 2018, are the trio of Ian Miller, Ray Yeomans, and Kai Zheng, all of whom were responsible for the level design in 2018’s masterpieceGod of Warfor Sony Santa Monica....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 186 words · Thomas Rivera

Miracle Girls Festival is fairly standard

As am I Sega’sMiracle Girls Festivalborrows from all over the place. The rhythm game features girls from a number of different anime, and it employs the same engine asProject Divatitles. If you’re familiar with all of that, you’ll probably be familiar withMiracle Girls Festival. Through some sort of miracle unto itself, Steven got me to play it at Tokyo Game Show. I have passing introduction to the genre. I playedProject Diva Fat a pre-E3 event two years back, and, more recently, I took a go at one of Kyle’sHatsune Mikus during PAX Prime....

July 6, 2025 · 2 min · 233 words · Olivia Roth