Comments of the Week: Here to fix the plumbing

Bow chicka bow-wow. Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and FILTH looking for comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community. FromMega Man X iOS remake is… umm… yeah…...

July 10, 2025 · 1 min · 148 words · Shawn Jackson

Crytek’s dinosaur adventure Robinson: The Journey drops November 8

Dinotopia Robinson: The Journeyhas existed in my mind, barely a blip on the radar, as “that Crytek dinosaur game.” Word of its impending release for PlayStation VR (November 8 in the United States and Canada; November 9 in Europe) has gotten me to take a closer look. The game is set on a dinosaur planet where a young boy, Robin, has crash-landed. He’ll work with his floating AI buddy and a gosh-darn adorable baby t-rex to solve puzzles, go on adventures and, presumably, make it back home....

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 241 words · Steven Trevino

Dead Rising 4 shambles over to Steam today

Paint the snow red Something aboutDead Rising 4is dead and it’s not all the zombies (because they are actually undead, post-alive). It’s Microsoft’s timed-exclusivity. Capcom Vancouver’s slapstick, Christmas-themed zombie survival game has broken free of its shackles after just three months. Dead Rising 4isnow available on Steamfor PC players. Up until now, Windows 10 was the only option for playing on PC. Xbox One remains the sole console thatDead Rising 4is available on....

July 10, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · John Ramos

Dragon Quest slimes are edible and they taste like lime

How would you prepare one? PAX is well underway in Seattle this weekend and one of the highlights for attendees was theDragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age Definitive Editionpanel put on by Nintendo in promotion of the upcoming game. The panel covered a wide variety of topics including the team’s desire to combine the two versions of the game released in Japan into a single package. That’s all well and good, but my particular favorite piece of info from the panel was this:...

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 229 words · Mrs. Jennifer Patterson

EA says there are more Star Wars Jedi games to come

‘An entirely new franchise’ Success breeds sequels in the video game industry, so this news is hardly surprising. Disney and Electronic Arts are evidently planning on making moreStar Wars Jedigames afterFallen Order‘s massive success over the past six months. In yesterday’sinvestors relations call, EA CEO Andrew Wilson addressedStar Wars Jedi: Fallen Orderby saying it’s “a rare achievement for a first title in an entirely new franchise.” Wilson also confirmed thatFallen Orderhas broken the 10 million sales milestone;it was sitting at eight millionat the end of the 2019 calendar year, which EA was extremely thrilled about....

July 10, 2025 · 1 min · 151 words · Jean Parsons

Final Dragon Age ‘Witch Hunt’ coming in September

BioWare has announced the next and final bit of downloadable content forDragon Age: Originstoday. It’s called “Witch Hunt,” and it’s out on September 7 for “560 BioWare” points on PC. In human American money, that’s about $6.99 for PlayStation 3, which means Xbox 360 owners will be shelling out 560 MS Points. Can’t say too much about what the downloadable content is about without having you guys yell at me about spoilers, so I won’t bother....

July 10, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Sarah Price

Final Fantasy IV remake for DS gets new system

It seems that a graphical overhaul isn’t the only thing thatFinal Fantasy IV‘s DS remake is getting. Next in line for the Square-Enix Self-Whoring Parade,Final Fantasy IVwill actually get a brand new system feature to go along with the pretty graphics. If you remember,FFIVgranted each member of your party his or her own unique ability. For instance, pre-Paladin Cecil had a special attack called Dark Wave, while Palam and Porom used Twin Magic....

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 255 words · Rebecca Henderson

Final Fantasy XV’s co-op expansion gets a delay

Time to reschedule the brodate The highly anticipated multiplayer expansion forFinal Fantasy XV, calledComrades, will not be launching in time for Halloween likepreviously stated. Square Enix hasn’t given us a new date, but is assuring fans that it will be out sometime in early November. Their reason for the delay is to make “final adjustments” to the game and to create the “best possible online experience.” I’ll believe that when I see it....

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 230 words · Katherine David

GH2 360 axes not quite golden? (See what I did there? It’s topical!)

We received anemailfrom one of our readers a few moments ago claimingsomething might be amisswith the controllers for the just-releasedGuitar Hero 2for the Xbox 360. I’ll let Paul tell it; Today I picked up GH2 360 at Game Crazy in Hemet CA. Had a bad whammy.. Very erratic control. Had to really whack it around to get to to bend a note, and when it did bend it was late and not controlled like GH and GH2 on ps2....

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 231 words · Jeanne Martinez

How to get Armory Key in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Zombies Terminus (BO6)

When you first step into the Terminus map, you’ll likely stumble across the Armory room. But, once you head inside, the lockers specify an Armory Key requirement. Here’s how to find Armory Keys in theBlack Ops 6 ZombiesTerminus map. Where to find Armory Keys in Black Ops 6 Zombies Terminus map You can defeatManglers and Amalgammini-bosses to drop the Armory Key inBO6 Zombies. They tend to spawn during the higher rounds, possibly around Round 11....

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 317 words · John Crawford

How to Walk the Serpent’s Path in Starfield The Promised, Broken quest

To be accepted into House Va’ruun, you must walk the mysterious Serpent’s Path. The challenge presents a series of ritualistic objectives, branding you with a new title. We’ll help you along this journey by showing you how to Walk the Serpent’s Path inStarfieldThe Promised, Broken quest. Starfield Shattered Space DLC Walk the Serpent’s Path guide Begin your Walk to the Serpent’s Path by speaking to Inaza Kaisir in the newShattered SpaceDLC....

July 10, 2025 · 3 min · 582 words · Christopher Casey

In this episode of Pregame Discharge: the Xbox Series X was unveiled and that name definitely won’t confuse soccer moms at all!

Terrible name, but loads of power and potential WhileLylecontinues to dunk on you dweebs, here’s what’s been happening in video games this past week: The Xbox Series X has been finally unveiledand as silly as the name is — I genuinely believe it’ll work out in the long term with future revisions (Series S for example for a possibly smaller iteration in the distant future). However, I can’t help but wonder about the 2020 holiday shopping soccer moms who will inevitably ask: “what’s the difference between the Xbox Series X and Xbox One X?...

July 10, 2025 · 2 min · 227 words · Andrew Ortega

I’m still waiting for a truly scary video game

Nothing to fear [Spieler Dad has been roaming the halls of Destructoid for years dishing out wisdom and writing sweet blogs. What a dick! He’s let it go to his head. Read in disbelief as he claims to have no fear whatsoever from playing things I wouldn’t sentence a war criminal to play as a punishment for his misdeeds. Then, make him pay in the comments below by suggesting something that will truly terrify him....

July 10, 2025 · 8 min · 1697 words · Philip Freeman