I am not a huge sports fan.
Sure, I will watch the occasional college basketball game (GO TARHEELS!), and will never pass up a trip to Dodgers Stadium (GO DELICIOUS HOT DOGS!), but I will definitely be tuning into thePuppy Bowlthis weekend rather than the Super Bowl. Sports are just not my thing.
But I used to love sports videogames. Love ’em! Just looking at my collection of older games, I own (and used to religiously play)Bases Loaded,Double Dribble,Tecmo Bowl,Baseball Stars,Ice Hockey, NBA Jam, andRBI Baseball,to name a few. Despite my lack of interest in actual sports — and complete lack of athletic prowess — I used to adore sports games.
So what happened?
In college, I used to play sports games all the time. In between marathon sessions ofMario Kart 64, I would play games likeInternational Superstar Soccer 64andMadden NFL ’95for hours on end. It was great.
But after college, during the birth of the PlayStation 2/GameCube era, something changed.
In fact, I think I can pinpoint the exact moment I started losing interest in sports videogames.
I was visiting my cousin’s house and his eight-year-old son wanted to play me in one of theMLBgames. He knew I loved videogames and was excited to play someone who would actually give him a challenge.Sounds great, I thought! I had never played anMLBgame before, but I was awesome at baseball games and knew I could pick it up quickly.
Being a competitive person, I immediately had to decide: Am I going to destroy this sweet, innocent kid in his own game, or will I take it easy on him?
I chose to destroy him.
After he booted up the game on his PlayStation 2, we jumped right in. Immediately, I realized something was odd. I was having trouble evenplayingthe darn game. I couldn’t hit anything for the life of me. My outfield skills were a joke. Instead of throwing to second, I would randomly toss the ball to third.
I’m just a little rusty. No worries, I thought to myself.
By the end of the first inning, I was losing 16-1. I am not kidding.
And before you give me a charitable “Aw, at least you scored one run!”, let me offer full disclosure: At one point, my eight-year-old cousin grabbed the controller from me just to see if it was working.
He hit a home run.
Ever since that day, I just haven’t liked sports games. Of course, it is easy to think I was so ashamed to lose so badly to a little kid that my competitive side refused to go back to a genre that so humiliated me in the past.
But I’m not that stubborn.
Or, at least, I don’t think I am.
For me, that humbling moment with my cousin was the first time I never really had fun playing a sports game. Outside of the fact that there was something extra-challenging about the interface and controls (seriously, I remember when I only had to hitone buttonto pitch), I just wasn’t a fan of how realistic and unbelievably stat-heavy everything was.
For some people, this is probably really cool — seeing famous stadiums and even more famous players so beautifully recreated in a videogame. But since I was never a sports fan, I think I loved the fact that the sports games I used to play felt more likevideogamesthan virtual recreations of the very thing I am terrible at in real life.
And there lies my disconnect.
That moment at my little cousin’s house was the moment I knew I would never be into sports games again like I used to be.
At first I thought my newfound distaste for sports games came from the subject matter itself. I have neverlovedsports, so maybe I just didn’t care for anything that had do with them.
I don’t think that was the case.
When I was younger, I didn’t like sports that much either, yet I played every sports game on the market. I lovedvideogamesso much that as long as they were fun, I would play anything! And that included sports games.
But these new sports games — and, more specifically, these newsimulationsports games — have completely evolved from fun videogames … to complicated simulations that only a major sports fan could love.
And that is okay! I respect the people who play and love sports games, and, honestly, may be a little jealous of howgoodthey are at them. I just never expected a genre I once loved and embraced would one day feel so foreign and unappealing.
Over the years, I have tried to get back into sports games. Once in a while I will pick up a recentMaddenor try out theNHLgames that I hear everyone is in love with.
But it’s not the same. I don’t enjoy playing them like I used to.
I also tried to get into some of the more “arcade-style” offerings likeThe Bigs,NFL Blitz, or even something likeBackbreaker: Vengeance. But even those I can’t connect with. It is to the point where I won’t even give a sports game a chance unless Princess Peach and/or a Piranha Plant is on the box.
Maybe sports games were never for me. Maybe my love of them as a child was just a fluke. Maybe it was never thesportspart of the sports games I loved, but the competitive aspects of the game itself.
Or maybe itisjust because I got demolished by an eight-year-old.
