As I said in a blog post about a videogame movie earlier today, I’m generally for videogame movies. I’m smart enough to know better than to go in expecting a literal translation of game to film. I just want to be entertained and eat some popcorn. No butter, though. That sh*t is disgusting. It’s not real butter.

I’m totally jazzed for this month’sPrince of Persiafilm. This new trailer has Jakey-poo moving so much that I feel tired just watching it. It’s action-y action that takes me back toAladdinon the Sega Genesis more than it does the parkour-ishPrince of Persiagames of late. I feel like he could build up better speed by losing the scarf.

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We’re withTopless Robotthat it kind of resembles scenes from any of theBournefilms. Jakey-poo makes for a way more handsome leading man, though.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel