Rockstar’s latest sells over 360,000 copies in Japan during opening week
Grand Theft Auto Vis selling like methamphetamine-infused Furbies. The bad man simulator pilfered$800 millionfrom the unwitting masses in its first day on the market, upsetting unbiased cable news broadcasters everywhere, before going on to plunder the world to the tune of$1 billionin just three days.
Not even Japan was spared from Rockstar’s malevolent malfeasance. The corruption befell 360,115 PlayStation 3 owners in the the vile title’s opening week, trailing onlyPokemon XandY, which sold 1,866,570 animal cruelty-laden units in the region over the same timespan.
Won’t somebody please think of the children?
