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ooktar:If you go in the game’s code, you can find code that translates to the word “Pachinko.”
ooktar:Are you saying that thoseMummymovies with Brendan Fraser aren’t historically accurate? My life is a lie.
ooktar:“Bayonetta kicks high.” – 11/10Bayonetta 2
ooktar:I mean, I’d probably sleep with Wolverine too if he showed up in my town.
ooktar:Rob Shneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dum. Rated PG-13.
ooktar:It’s likeFinal Fantasy, none of them are canon with each other.
ooktar:Prepare to tag the city again! (Out of Spray Paint? Buy more Spray Paint cans for $4.99.)
ooktar:Nah, that implies David Cage’s games are so bad that they are good. They don’t even accomplish that.
ooktar:I can’t wait to ride the Buzz Saw Lines of Terror.
ooktar:#Halodideverythingwrong
ooktar:Mike and Hypno should start a business like Sanford and Son, but it’ll be Semen and Son.
ooktar:SayingDiablo IIIis a better sequel is like sayingChristmas Vacation IIis better than the first.
ooktar:Ugh, that was so bad, I need to lay my weary head to rest.
ooktar:Litchi Faye Ling didn’t make the list so this list is completely null and void.
ooktar:That cat looks left out and is about to ruin this beautiful moment.
ooktar:Quack for the Mother Land.
ooktar:If anyone needs proof why this community is the best on the web, this is it.
ooktar:One of the first comments I made here was about Guy Fieri giving cunnilingus lessons. I knew this place was meant for me then and there.
ooktar:I usually tip the pizza guy some Satanic daggers and a pint of virgin’s blood.
ooktar:I’m pretty sure, “Will you marry me?” in Italian is, “Take a dookie in the Cannoli.”
ooktar:That’s not accurate, the girl isn’t running away in fear.
