Beef…then chicken?

I’m Guerrilla, an average 14-year-old high school girl that you’d find anywhere! I’m also your host for this edition of Comments of the Week!

Guerrilla:Can’t argue with that…

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A politician in Rhode Island has proposed a ‘violent video game’ sales tax

Kingdom Come: Deliverance has hit 500k in sales

Wuyang OW2 ultimate

Guerrilla:I was starting to type out a comment…then I realised that I was literally repeating what Matt had already said. So, yeah…I’ll let that one stand by itself. I mean, other than the nonsense I’ve just typed here.Moving on…

Ni No Kuni 2 has gone gold, only an act of God can delay it now

Football Manager 26 promo art

Guerrilla:I’m a simple man – I see aSimpsonsreference and a pun, and I simply must include it.

Want to make a second character in Metal Gear Survive? That’ll be $10

Cover for Max Payne

Guerrilla:Sometimes, the only way to win is to never play at all.

Namco Bandai announce Ivy and Zasalamel for SoulCalibur VI

Black Ops 7 key art work

Guerrilla:Meanwhile, I’m admiring that fuckin’ rad skull gauntlet.

Someone reached level 100 in Kingdom Hearts by grinding over 200 hours on the first island

Guerrilla:I was slightly disappointed to learn that itwasn’tGajknight.

If you could add one character to Hyrule Warriors Switch, who would it be?

Guerrilla:How amoosing…

PEAK mesa biome text

Duck Game is still coming to Nintendo Switch

Guerrilla:An article mentioning ducks went up on the front page during my watch. There was zero chance of me not including a comment from it in here.

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Doom Switch update adds motion controls

Guerrilla:I love violently opposing any form of control. THE MAN CAN’T KEEP ME DOWN!

CoD BO7 The Guild robot

New Persona Dancing trailers let Makoto and Aigis bust a move

Guerrilla:You and me both, buddy.

Drag x Drive passing

Guerrilla:Pardon me a moment while I converse with another of my people:

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack, quack quack? Quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

A ruined police station in Raccoon City in Resident Evil Requiem.

Guerrilla:It depends on what’s in that dinner…

Guerrilla:Chie is totally the best girl. Or…Naoto…

Guerrilla:There’s always room for a good pun…

Guerrilla:The Dtoid Community is the best around. Y’all are some beautiful motherfuckers.

Speaking of motherfuckers…

Guerrilla:After years of being bad, Torch had been attempting to git gud recently. His Kool-Points had gone up by 3.8. He was then docked 50 for repeatedly spellingBloodbornewrong.

And that’s it for me. Thanks for tuning in to my Comments of the Week debut. Stay classy, Destructoid.

QUACK!

“Hey, Blankie. I’m going to school. Oh, come on! If I sleep now, I’m in trouble…”