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Has it been five weeks already? I guess it’s time again for me to host everyone’s favorite part of Destructoid – Comments of the Week! I’ll attempt to make it as non-awkward as possible.

FakePlasticTree handled E3 week like a boss, and TheLimoMaker dealt with the post-E3 hype as only an Englishman can. Now I get to handle an even more exciting week with the SNES Classic Edition announcement!

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Let’s go!

Should you get Cave Story+ on Switch? Take this quiz and find out

Gmana:Yet Dere he is every week…

Wuyang OW2 ultimate

Gmana:For the Sims, there is no survival – only horror.

Gmana:The Sims 4: Locking Your Ex-Spouse in a Closet with No Doors and Setting Their House on Fire.

Over a million people played Phantom Dust and Microsoft is happy with that

Football Manager 26 promo art

Gmana:Now they’ll have to live with knowing that although they may be matched with others, whether they wait ten seconds or ten hours, it will never compare to their first matchup.

SNES Classic loaded with Star Fox 2 launching this September

Cover for Max Payne

Gmana:Speaking of which…

Company unable to make enough of hot ticket item will totally be able to make enough of 2nd hot ticket item (Fauxclusive)

Black Ops 7 key art work

Gmana:This is why everyone should just give up and leave all the Nintendo merchandise for me.

Gmana:You don’t say…

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Snake Pass is getting discounts on Nintendo Switch and PC

Gmana:You feel it, too, don’t you?

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Gmana:I have several questions. Do snakes use towels? Can towels speak? Is marriage between a snake and a human legal?

The legendary Pac-Man Vs. will be part of the Switch’s Namco Museum collection

CoD BO7 The Guild robot

This VR headset is just for porn

Gmana:Oh no, I’ve been doing everything wrong my entire life!

The End is Nigh looks right at home on the Switch

Gorn is the perfect name for this ridiculous gladiator sim

Drag x Drive passing

Gmana:What? You think all Konami wants is money?

You can smell Dead or Alive Xtreme with Sense VR

A ruined police station in Raccoon City in Resident Evil Requiem.

Gmana:Scents that have followed me my entire life, so nothing new.

Here are a few places you may pre-order the SNES mini

Gmana:I love Nintendo because they care enough to watch over us while we sleep.

Should you get GoNNER on Switch? Take this quiz and find out

Gmana:I scored 7,473 chicken nuggets. According to the score table, that means I should feature this!

Zelda: Breath of the Wild designer thought Tingle was ‘unsettling,’ yet adorable

Gmana:WhatchaGorndo?

Gmana:So sad to see an unappreciated comment 🙁

Quickpost by kevlarmonkey

Gmana:And little kevlarchimp did git gud. She gat so gudder that she was able to single-handedly stop theSpace Invadersduring theWar for the Planet of the Bulletproof Primates.

You’ll need two Switch consoles to get the most out of Pac-Man Vs.

Gmana:It will be you Vs. a Pac of Men trying to get one whenever they get restocked.

Gmana:It’s funny because it’s a different article.

That’s all for this week! If you all behave, I’ll come back in another five weeks to feature your best Nintendo comments! Everyone’s favorite gaming buddy, ZombZ, will return to cover next week!