Square Enix’s Play Arts has produce two figures based on the upcoming Platinum Games titleBayonetta. The detailed figures show off both titular heroine Bayonetta and her arch rival Jeanne, and they look like promising little display pieces, if a little rough around the edges in this early first glimpse.

Just so you know, I am going to obtain both of these figures and then put them in my pants. I will them hump the floor with them in my pants and grunt like a wounded buffalo before collapsing into a fat, wobbly, crying heap. I will remain in that position for several hours. Then I will repeat the process.

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